matteomunisteri474:

Biggest Lie in My College Life
alanaisanidiot:

this is so perfect
I can’t understand teens nowadays. pukybear: i-like-pigeons: what their idea of a fun weekend is: mine: how they hangout with friends: how I hangout with friends: they sleep around: what I do with my time: I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like: they’re like:  their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this: If I did that my mother would do this: and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL Lo reblogueo por que es cierto jajaja (Source: wejussomemothafuckenkids, via live-my-life-t0night)

I can’t understand teens nowadays.

pukybear:

i-like-pigeons:

what their idea of a fun weekend is:

mine:

how they hangout with friends:

how I hangout with friends:

they sleep around:

what I do with my time:

I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:

they’re like: 

their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:

If I did that my mother would do this:

and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL

Lo reblogueo por que es cierto jajaja

(Source: wejussomemothafuckenkids, via live-my-life-t0night)

When I’m Singing in the Shower laughingstation: What I Look Like on the Outside: What I Feel Like on the Inside: You will laugh out loud! (Source: clrtheway)

When I’m Singing in the Shower

laughingstation:

What I Look Like on the Outside:

What I Feel Like on the Inside:

You will laugh out loud!

(Source: clrtheway)